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Vanderbilt Soccer 2026 Position Previews: Goalkeepers and Defenders by PatrickSawyer Aug 8, 2026, 10:00 PM UTC The Vanderbilt Commodores kick off the 2026-27 sports calendar on August 12th when they welcome the Southern Methodist University Mustangs to West End. The majority of the roster...

Vanderbilt Soccer 2026 Position Previews: Midfield by PatrickSawyer Aug 10, 2026, 4:00 PM UTC Moving up the field one “line,” the midfield will likely be composed of 2 wide midfielders (one on the left and one on the right), 2 holding midfielders, and 1 attacking midfielder. The holding...

Vanderbilt Soccer 2026 Position Preview: Forwards by PatrickSawyer Aug 11, 2026, 8:00 PM UTC Vanderbilt’s front line is terrifying for opponents. In the 3-5-2, the 2 forwards/strikers have a lot of freedom of movement. They can stay central or drift into wide spaces to let the CAM replace...

Soccer Preview and Gamethread: SMU by PatrickSawyer Aug 12, 2026, 9:00 PM UTC We have survived the national nightmare that exists between May/June and August every year as we all pine for college sports to return. Vanderbilt’s soccer team gets the action started tonight at home against SMU...

Vanderbilt Football 2026 Position Preview: Tight Ends by PatrickSawyer Aug 7, 2026, 11:00 PM UTC The second most difficult to fill hole on this roster from 2025 is at Tight End. Eli Stowers went in the second round of the NFL draft as the 54th overall pick. He won the John Mackey Award as...

Vanderbilt Football 2026 Position Preview: Running Backs by PatrickSawyer Jul 31, 2026, 1:00 PM UTC Moving along in these position previews, we stay in the backfield. The player closest to Vanderbilt’s new starting Quarterback will be a familiar face. Of the 185 carries and 1,195 yards...

Vanderbilt Soccer: Black-Gold Scrimmage by PatrickSawyer Aug 1, 2026, 9:00 PM UTC Vanderbilt soccer has decided to open the public access portion of the pre-season early in 2026. The annual Black vs Gold contest comprises of a number of on- and off-field contests ranging from silly party...

Vanderbilt Football 2026 Position Preview: Wide Receivers by PatrickSawyer Aug 5, 2026, 10:30 PM UTC Vanderbilt’s aerial attack will have a new starting QB, which is getting most of the attention, but the players on the receiving end will be largely different, too. TE Eli Stowers was the...

Let’s Get Weird Again—All World All Time Best Song Competition: Ottoman Empire by parlagi Jul 31, 2026, 7:37 AM UTC Previous Result See our list of all previous winners. The New states gave us another widely divided field! Eventually the Singing Sisters of Syracuse, with their ragtime...

Vanderbilt Football 2026 Position Preview: Quarterbacks by PatrickSawyer Jul 27, 2026, 9:00 PM UTC The Vanderbilt Commodores are 40 days from kicking off the 2026 football season to defend the first 10-win season in program history. They have a number of impactful players to replace, and...

The Spice Returns by Andrew VU '04 Jul 17, 2026, 1:53 PM UTC After the most disappointing season in the Tim Corbin era, resulting in the first time the Diamond Dores missed the postseason since most of the team has been alive, Corbs famously said something to the effect of, “Fuck that...

Let’s Get Weird Again—All World All Time Best Song Competition: The New States by parlagi Jul 20, 2026, 6:03 AM UTC Previous Result See our list of all previous winners. “Ha-He” by Kenya’s Just a Band won the mixtape competition (MAKMENDE AMERUDI!), but with a paltry 5 votes. Granted...

Clark Lea isn’t naming a starter because he doesn’t have to by Thomas Stephenson Jul 22, 2026, 2:11 AM UTC As Vanderbilt’s 2026 football season approaches, the biggest question facing the Commodores is who will replace Diego Pavia, who led Vanderbilt to its first 10-win season in school...

Let’s Make Spirit of Gold Play Jozin z Bazin by Andrew VU '04 Jul 23, 2026, 12:29 AM UTC So I was scrolling after dinner and saw this: …to which I replied: …and just like that, I give you all your marching orders. Now you give those band nerds those orders. Fill up that tweet with likes...